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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
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CHARACTER: John Dorian
Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz (8-bit)
this is undoubtedly the sexiest thing i have ever done
casually looks through all music on blog
oh MAN
whoops where did all of my clothes go???
WHEEZE
Dear god …
Okay this is pretty sweet
Cool beans
With the… reluctant permission of my husband, Brad. I’m going to do what I call, ‘my happy dance’. [x][x]
FUCK THE SYSTEM! keep on dancing like the BAMF you are, George.
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While everyone else has been in a Pokemon mood lately, I’m just over here in a BRS one, sob. But I came up with this whole BRStuck AU, even though I don’t quite understand the BRS world very well yet…!!! I designed Dave and Jade’s otherselves anyway. ;u;b
I’ll draw John and Rose’s soon, and maybe the Trolls too??? i d k
Dude this is cool as hell! :D
^^seconded.